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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A happily married couple— Lily and S— shares the things that make them hot. 

18+ Only.  NSFW. Keep your mind and heart open.</description><title>THLM</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @twoheadedlovemonster)</generator><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs2y0A4uD1qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/18056105284</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/18056105284</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:54:00 -0600</pubDate><category>lily originals</category></item><item><title>The two-column tie. Quick, simple, comfortable, effective.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs2w9xC0t1qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The two-column tie. Quick, simple, comfortable, effective.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/18056055789</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/18056055789</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:52:57 -0600</pubDate><category>lily originals</category></item><item><title>Spent the day off with S having growly, bitey, hair-pully,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzoagnwlCQ1qak860o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Spent the day off with S having growly, bitey, hair-pully, scratchy sex, followed later by spanky, hands-tied, blindfolded sex. I knew I liked all that stuff. What I was surprised to learn today is how fun it is to hit/scratch/bite back—and how quickly it escalates the action! Yum, yum, yum. ~L&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17980077166</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17980077166</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:38:49 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Last time we drove across the country, I couldn’t get S to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz70c8zeJL1r6tjdlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Last time we drove across the country, I couldn’t get S to pull over for a little rest area action, much less a tilt-wheel blow job. Next time will be different!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17946224424</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17946224424</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:44:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>And one from my point of view…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzez0bvRD71qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And one from my point of view…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17657164792</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17657164792</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:33:23 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>By special request, something silky. Also my first self-shot.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeyz4tGbu1qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;By special request, something silky. Also my first self-shot.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17657157407</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17657157407</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:33:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>If I do it, you won’t tell mom and dad about the beer? You...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpx8zeNnC1qfaf1fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If I do it, you won’t tell mom and dad about the beer? You promise?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://temptingbliss.tumblr.com/post/15759166066"&gt;temptingbliss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17608602903</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17608602903</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:30:49 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My favorite Catwoman. -S

jeanjeanie61:

Julie...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9n4asEQ51qh0yodo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My favorite Catwoman. -S&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jeanjeanie61.tumblr.com/post/17480814867/julie-newmar-http-julienewmar-2p-net"&gt;jeanjeanie61&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Julie Newmar&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://julienewmar.2p.net"&gt;&lt;a href="http://julienewmar.2p.net"&gt;http://julienewmar.2p.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17526160122</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17526160122</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:38:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Quickies in New York: Like In The Pictures</title><description>&lt;a href="http://quickienewyork.com/post/17426072070/like-in-the-pictures"&gt;Quickies in New York: Like In The Pictures&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Sweet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quickienewyork.com/post/17426072070/like-in-the-pictures"&gt;quickienewyork&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“How come you don’t sit naked in the window drinking coffee while you watch the snow fall? Like in the pictures.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“How come you don’t drink scotch in a suit and tie while sitting on a leather chair with your big cock hanging out? You know. Like in the pictures.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We stared at each other from…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17429967917</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17429967917</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 10:27:31 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Is choking like, the hot sex trend of 2012? I swear hardly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvvtq4LvV1r7s0z8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is choking like, the hot sex trend of 2012? I swear hardly anyone was into this until it started showing up in porn in the last few years, and now it’s everywhere.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, monkey-see, monkey-do. Got a taste of this last night, and it was great. I love a big hand with a tight grip on just about any part of my body.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;~L&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17319902058</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17319902058</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:34:05 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Wait… maybe this is my favorite…. I’ll try...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcv25sdJM1r4hz58o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wait… maybe this is my favorite…. I’ll try both and get back to you…. ~L&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17228012823</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17228012823</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:15:16 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This is my favorite. I got some last night, but I think...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysynmWbWm1qii56qo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my favorite. I got some last night, but I think I’ll need more tonight… ~L&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stuffmefull.tumblr.com/post/17225124132/his-hands-her-face"&gt;stuffmefull&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;his hands, her face…&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17225532579</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17225532579</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:34:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey… I know that guy…
nikkuk:

Gripping hard for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfvcnlYrG1qbujxso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey… I know that guy…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nikkuk.tumblr.com/post/17215254086/gripping-hard-for-ladyinred80"&gt;nikkuk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gripping hard for @LadyinRed80&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17216006631</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17216006631</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:59:49 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>When I think I don’t need to listen to Leonard,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzof7lime1qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When I think I don’t need to listen to Leonard, that’s when I need it the most. Everything he sings is like a brutally honest lullaby. ~L&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17167247669</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17167247669</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:47:00 -0600</pubDate><category>126</category></item><item><title>We watched 9½ Weeks again last night.
It always has the same...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmqurMzlj1qio3jlo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmqurMzlj1qio3jlo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We watched &lt;em&gt;9&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span class="st"&gt;&lt;em&gt;½ Weeks&lt;/em&gt; again last night.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="st"&gt;It always has the same effect on us.   And all I know is I woke up this morning with Lily lying next to me, and she was wearing my boxer briefs.  —S&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17027014818</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/17027014818</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:52:12 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Am I horny because I’ve been on tumblr all morning, or...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqyaeLyb51qa76sgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Am I horny because I’ve been on tumblr all morning, or have I been on tumblr all morning because I’m horny? ~L&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16929908106</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16929908106</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:23:21 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Hank makes me want to get a little drunk and do something we’ll both regret.
karensisco:


</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hank makes me want to get a little drunk and do something we’ll both regret.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karensisco.tumblr.com/post/7556655367"&gt;karensisco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo8y5sACTZ1qcjzcm.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16921619727</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16921619727</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:30:04 -0600</pubDate><category>breaking bad</category><category>hank schrader</category><category>lily</category></item><item><title>Patti McGuire: the star of thousands of my fantasies as a young...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjc58Iyiz1qctlqzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Patti McGuire: the star of thousands of my fantasies as a young teenager.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My first job (at 15) was at a men’s clothing store.  This provided two advantages: first, I learned how to dress like a gentleman before any of my friends did; and second, I had an endless supply of Playboy magazines because the store was an advertiser.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of my duties at the store was to keep the magazines stacked in the stockroom out of sight of the customers. The salesmen used to take them to the floor when business was slow, but I had to keep an eye on the traffic flow and round up the magazines when it got busy.  A running joke was that “S could always find an XLT Polo shirt once he put down Miss October.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My boss knew I was taking the magazines home for my personal collection, but he never said anything.  He knew my family and I’m sure he didn’t want to be a knowing contributor to my corruption, but then again he didn’t try to stop me from tucking an issue up my jeans leg as I hurriedly rode my bike home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Patti McGuire was the Playmate of the Month in November 1976.  (This was the same issue with &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter#1976_presidential_campaign" target="_blank"&gt;Jimmy Carter’s “adultery in my heart” interview&lt;/a&gt;.)  But the articles, no matter how historically or artistically important,&lt;em&gt; be damned&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Patti’s pictorial mesmerized me.  She was gorgeous, and it didn’t hurt that she had the same look as many of the older girls in my high school.  Her face, her eyes, her hair— they hypnotized me as I flipped the pages with my free hand.   I imagined what it would be like to slip my hand over the curve of her untouched-by-the-sun rear end, or to experience the softness between those smooth thighs. It also made me a lifelong fan of tan lines.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Even as the collection of magazines under my mattress grew, I always came back to this issue as my favorite. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thethoughtexperiment.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/nsfw-november-patti-mcguire-miss-november-1976/"&gt;(Here’s a link&lt;/a&gt; to another blogger’s article about Patti’s pictorial.  He included several photos from the magazine.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16701897803</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16701897803</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 10:59:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I am such a sucker for this move… ~L</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon8fofwQZ1qcov3ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am such a sucker for this move… ~L&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16425530365</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16425530365</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:58:27 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>An relatively innocent start to our afternoon.</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_16323001757"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_16323001757",'http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/video_file/16323001757/tumblr_ly87im1HGp1qctlqz',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ly87im1HGp1qctlqz_r2_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ly87im1HGp1qctlqz_r2_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ly87im1HGp1qctlqz_r2_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ly87im1HGp1qctlqz_r2_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ly87im1HGp1qctlqz_r2_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;An relatively innocent start to our afternoon.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16323001757</link><guid>http://twoheadedlovemonster.com/post/16323001757</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 18:47:00 -0600</pubDate><category>lily</category><category>s</category><category>originals</category><category>spanking</category><category>video</category></item></channel></rss>

